i shit things. no i make things and then shit.
oh, fuck it.
Astro Polar Bear,
Largest land (and space) carnivore.
Reblogged from Astro Polar Bear
i shit things. no i make things and then shit.
oh, fuck it.
Astro Polar Bear,
Largest land (and space) carnivore.
I can cure cancer…
the point of distraction. All villains/douchy guys would take one look at me and instantly forget any evil/stupid plots...
I can hide unicorns? Or maybe find them. No, no. BOTH.
One of the few of the dying breed… I keep it real. With the ability to heal the mind body
I have a green hat, and i give people green hats
UMMM.UMMMM… I have the powers of shoes?
I suppose this would mean my superpower is Dumbledore. Being random and eccentric yet still garnering respect? heh.
I AM SAILOR VNESS! SOLDIER OF LOVE AND BEAUTY! DEFENDER OF LOVE AND JUSTICE! My superpowers involve some sort of heart...
make people happy? lol idk XD
soup that can soothe/heal troubled souls...anyone can fall in love with my awkwardness (if...
I have space magic powers, but that doesn’t sound cool… I CONTROL THE COSMOS!!!
Uh….. Have an army of pies or something?
i am the ranger of apples
I can make you an offer you can’t refuse?
Supersonic Meow, bitches.
I suppose I’m made of meat. As in, straight up, raw beef or some shit. I mean, since meat is the most acceptable...
pansexual alcoholism
I’m Mister Dinosaur, what do you think my powers are?!
I CAN THROW MOTHERUCKIN CHARCOAL
The ability to be obscenely sexy while also being aloof...mysterious, and a knack for...
Butterflies, I command you to make blueprints. Or do I make them myself?
am a highly functioning sociopath. I have mastered the science of deduction and I am extremely knowledgeable. Like, did...
manytimes-killed.
Runningfromnightmares....nightmares…? Am
… I can battle my foes with the power of very depressing music?